1. |
Yeah, Coach
03:49
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Always letting people down in my life
Always letting people down in my life
Something more something less
Have a kid and look at a house
Open savings accounts
Something more something less
Have a kid and look at a house
You know just like they did
And I say
You know what you should do with your life
Pick a hobby, join a gym, try this diet now
Anyone can change
You know what you should do with your life
Look at stocks, dress your age, stay home tonight
No thanks I’m ok
And I say
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Sack the life coach
My teams won
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Sack the life coach
My teams won
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
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2. |
Tip Your Tinfoil Hat
02:12
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I’m so tired of these stupid
Isn’t it weird some are close to me
Lets go through the dumb shit they fucking say to me
They say
Sunscreen no need
No vaccine will save me
I don’t care
Long tinfoil hair
I don’t care
Tinfoil hair foil hair
Flat earthen
Don’t vaccinate yah kids at birtha
Go protest
Staying home restricts your interests
Make up truth let it set you free
Make up truth let it set you free
This mask this mask is restricting me
This mask this mask is restricting me
5G controls me
I’ve the fuckin electric boogaloo
5G controls me
I’ve the fuckin electric boogaloo
Quanon
Google degree
Charaltans
Google degree
Activate
Activate your almonds
Hey
Activate
Activate your almonds
Where do we go from here
This place is fucked they’re everywhere
I’ll see you at Christmas lunch next year…. Fuck!
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3. |
Old Mate
04:22
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I’m a mans man
I’m a mans man
I’m a mans man
You tell me like I care
I’m a mans man
You tell me like I care
You’ll kick anyones arse that looks at you in pass
Is this seat taken here?
Sat down with no fear
Don’t hesitate
Lend us a smoke mate
Don’t hesitate
Lend us a smoke mate
Man
Not another story… Great..
It’s something racist, sexist, fake
Pokie room prophet please
No one cares what you believe
A,B,C,Fuck
Don’t hesitate
Lend us a smoke mate
Don’t hesitate
Lend us a smoke mate
Don’t hesitate
Lend us a smoke mate
Don’t hesitate
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
There’s something wrong
With the bar fly’s song
There’s something wrong
With the bar fly’s song
King
Of
The
Vile
I don’t want to
Be your friend now
Theres nothing wrong with you
You’ve got advice for me
You’re living the dream
There’s nothing wrong with you
There’s something wrong
With the bar fly’s song
There’s something wrong
With the bar fly’s song
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4. |
Weekday Warrior
03:39
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I’m working for the weekday
No one can see me
They’ve all got normal lives now
I’ll have to be me
Hello?
I’ll sleep in
Next rounds on me?
I’ll just party by myself
Lunch meal for two?
I’ll just pretend they’re coming soon
I’m working for the weekday
No one can see me
They’ve all got normal lives now
I’ll have to be me
This days diminished
What time you finish?
Yeah mate just one more thanks
Hang out on the weekend?
You know I’m working then I’m working
Hey Hey!
Next rounds on me?
I’ll just party by myself
Lunch meal for two?
I’ll just pretend they’re coming soon
I can see
See clearly now I can’t see
See clearly now I got my eyes on the prize thats how
10 to 12
Procrastinate take a look at myself
1 to 5
Get drunk again just to pass the time by
5 to 9
Text everyone in my contacts “Hi!”
10 to 1
Regret the day asking what I’ve done… no
I can’t see
See clearly now
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5. |
High Spirits//Low Life
07:08
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And I don’t wanna feel the same
Feeling goods now longer a phase
We built a house to call our own
Portraits of fools we know
They are stuck all over the walls
Excited to hang out soon
You can see
We are fucked up family
Wanna freeze
Freeze time
For everyone
Wanna freeze
Freeze time
For everyone
Happiness is the go
Watching backs theres no place like home
Dig us out of this hole
Let the good times rock And roll
We built a house to call our home
Portraits of fools you know
Stuck up on the walls excited to hang out now
And you see
Now
Wanna freeze
Freeze time
For everyone
Wanna freeze
Freeze time
For everyone
Happiness is the go
Watching backs theres no place like home
Dig us out of this hole
Let the good times rock
And fucking roll
I’m happy but I’m knowing
Whens the time to worry
It’s soon it’s coming up
It’s soon it’s coming up
It’s soon it’s coming up
Will I be happy soon now
When you think that were all safe
Theres a call that starts all the pain
Tell me this is a lie
A lie
When you think that were all safe
I can see it written on your face
I know I know
Bye
Goodbye
Stuck on me
This time
And your always at the back of the line
I’ll grow i’ll grow now
Or soon
We’ll grow
We’ll grow
We’ll grow
We’ll grow
You know that I am your brother
You know I’m here and I love ya
Everyone Everyone
We’ll beat this next time
Please don’t worry or fear
Please don’t worry or fear Fear
And I know there are mistakes now
But its ok cause we relate
Relate
Take me there
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6. |
The Catch
02:48
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I’m old tired and broken
So
Alway’s trying to please
Now
Moving in slow motion
So
But my hearts at full speed
Now
But my hearts at full speed
Theres my fish in the ocean
But I’m not draining the sea
I’m the worm but I’m not scared to be
But I bloody love it
Drop the anchor and leave
I’m the worm but I’m not scared to be
And I see the shore
It don’t care that I’m panicked and poor
You’re the lighthouse with an open door
Theres my fish in the ocean
But I’m not draining the sea
I’m the worm but I’m not scared to be
But I bloody love it
Drop the anchor and leave
I’m the worm but I’m not scared to be
And I see the shore
It don’t care that I’m panicked and poor
You’re the lighthouse with an open door
I’m not a clock hands man
I’m jump feet first
Target set to where ever I am
And I’m safe now
Finally trust is back
In it’s place now
Trust is in it’s place now
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7. |
Fri(ends)
04:17
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Catch up Catch up
Sorry you weren’t apart of the chat
Catch up Catch up
Another day another day
Catch up Catch up
We thought we invited you to that
Catch up Catch up
And they say and they say
Square in the circle
Out on in jokes
It’s just Nick without the name
Square in the circle
Out on in jokes
It’s just Nick without the name
Care less
Swearing more
It’s a mess
No longer a chore
Catch up Catch up
We posted pictures but you weren’t in them
Catch up Catch up
Another day another day
And they say
And they say and they say
Hold
Please Hold
Square in the circle
Out on in jokes
It’s just Nick without the name
Square in the circle
Out on in jokes
It’s just Nick without the name
Care less
Swearing more It’s a mess
No longer a chore
Hold
Please hold please hold please hold
Where have my friends gone
Guess it’s growing up
It’s called getting old
Can’t stop the fun
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8. |
Trust Fund Glee
04:27
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They’re the Scrooge and we’re the crawlers
Payday!
Forbes
Fam
Bought
Stock market crash cymbal
You know they are
They are they are they They are
They are the Trust Fund Glee
Rich
On
Line
Not from your hard work life
You know they are
They are they are they They are
They are the Trust Fund Glee
Rate
Our
Success
From your parents pay cheques
You know they are
They are they are they
They are
They are the Trust Fund Glee
Cunts
I’ve waited so long
Insolvent love songs
And now the debts on my back
Billed with a heart attack
I’ve waited so long
Insolvent love songs
And now the debts on my back
Billed with a heart attack
They’re the Scrooge and we’re the crawlers
Payday!
Take take take take
They bought out who you are
You know they are
They are they are they
They are
They are the Trust Fund Glee
Take take take take
Bankrupt for fuck sake
You know they
You know they
I’ve waited so long
Insolvent love songs
And now the debts on my back
Billed with a heart attack
I’ve waited so long
Insolvent love songs
And now the debts on my back
Billed with a heart attack
They are Trust Fund Glee
Cocaine on fucking Dads change
I’m buying cocaine on fucking Dads change
Cocaine on fucking Dads change
Cocaine on fucking Dads change
Sticking out your community chest
Don’t even have to pass go
I’ve waited so long
Insolvent love songs
I’ve waited so long
Insolvent love songs
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9. |
Not Winning
04:24
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You live your past
Want it forever
Only sadness lasts
Oh no
Broke again, sleep through
No money left can I borrow one
Or two
I want the antidote
I want the antidote
Something more in life I can show you
You’ll drink your food
Ok with uncle
Dads not your mood
Mood
Hands out for help
The GOAT of nothing
Forget your health
Health
I want the antidote
I want the antidote
Something more in life I can show you
I want the antidote
I want the antidote
Something more in life I can show you
I’m not winning
And you just wanna score
I’m not winning
And you and you just
I’m not winning
Creatures of bad habits
Let’s kill the day
Kill the day kill the day you say
Creatures of bad habit
Kill the day kill the day they say
I’m not winning
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